The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway

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thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her."No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.

thejunglenook:

ballpointpun:

Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.

When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”

There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”

And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.


spocks-pockets:

Happy (future) birthday, Jim Kirk!

spocks-pockets:

Happy (future) birthday, Jim Kirk!


xethagon:

reign-of-insanity:

hiddlestonandgarfield:

punkrockamama:

worldscollapsin:

I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.

OH MY FUCKING GOD …AHDKSIGJDSISJ TONY!!! ADHDIDIJM

Steve is the real Sleeping Beauty

This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen… Scar and Loki are perfect.

Ahhh Steve


ifreakinlovebooks:

lediableaquatre:

fearnotthepen:

I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

THANK YOU


theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.


Me: hello is anyone there
Silence:
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Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao

morgrana:

dead-pendragon:

hOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE A PLANE THO

you forget to cherish it

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Female Character Challenge:
Day 4: A female character you relate to
↳ Jenny Humphrey


its-just-cat:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

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its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

Well winter did come.