Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her.
"No" he agrees, "this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
Happy (future) birthday, Jim Kirk!
I’ll probably reblog this every single time it appears on my dash.
OH MY FUCKING GOD …AHDKSIGJDSISJ TONY!!! ADHDIDIJM
Steve is the real Sleeping Beauty
This is the most brilliant thing I have ever seen… Scar and Loki are perfect.
I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.
Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece.
I have been waiting for this post my whole life.
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started
Murderer: lmfao u caught me I'll be out in a sec lmao
Female Character Challenge:
Day 4: A female character you relate to
↳ Jenny Humphrey
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
Well winter did come.